too_many_penises

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too_many_penises637 karma2013-03-06 16:04:24 UTC

STRIPPER. MY OFFICE, NOW! YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, STRIPPER, GIVING LAP DANCES ON RICKETY CHAIRS! TURN IN YOUR BADGE AND G-STRING.

too_many_penises278 karma2013-01-16 12:37:42 UTC

I came here to see an empty sac dammit!

too_many_penises255 karma2013-03-06 16:02:00 UTC

Oh yeah? Does it have to be quality wiring? On an unrelated note on scale of 1-10 how scared are of electrical fires?

too_many_penises160 karma2012-12-24 13:31:18 UTC

What is a law enforcement officer obligated to do, if anything, when Yakety Sax starts playing?

too_many_penises154 karma2013-03-19 17:13:02 UTC

Better drink both to be safe.