too-tsunami

Weirdest thing, hands down:

I was Pocahontas, & I met a little girl named Emily. she was about 7 & with her dad. She came up & said, "Hi Pocahontas, I made you this card." I opened it & it said

"Dear Pocahontas, I drew some flowers for you. I hope you have a lovely day. Love, Emily."

I thanked her, & she left. Two days later, I was Silvermist, & guess who comes into Pixie Hollow? Emily. & she gave me a card:

"Dear Tinkerbell & her friends, I drew some flowers for you. I hope you have a lovely day. Love, Emily"

Her dad didn't recognize me, but I was excited to have two cards from the same girl. a few days later, I was Mulan, & GUESS WHO COMES UP TO ME?

So I said, before she started talking, "I know you , you're Emily! I heard you're really good at drawing flowers, all of my friends told me."

This girl's face lit up like the Fourth of July & she pulled a card out.

"Dear Mulan, Shang, & Mushu, I drew some flowers for you. I hope you have a lovely day. Love, Emily."

I have three cards for all three of my face characters from the same girl.

MY GIRLS DON'T GOT A PHONE I ONLY SEND SMOKE SIGNALS & SCROLLS WRITTEN BY A CRICKET

Chinese people would always tell me to speak Chinese & I'd tell them that I bet Mushu if I could go an entire day without speaking Chinese he'd feed the chickens for me tomorrow.

heheehheheeheheheh

How many South Americans does it take to overcrowd a Disney Theme Park?

A Brazilian.

My favorite joke to tell was: "Do you know what Mushu's least favorite chore is? Mow Lawn."

Nobody ever really laughed, but I thought I was hilarious. FORGET THE HATERS