tomrage

He did say he was a Master Fapper

I just don't think I could deal with the fact that whenever she would say "I'm going to work!" what she would really be saying is "Hey, I'm out to get railed by a stranger and then take a load in my face!"

Not that I see anything wrong with porn stars I just don't think I could handle dating one.

I don't know if you're state allows this, but have you considered medical cannabis? It's known to help with a lot of your symptoms.