tobascodagama

Now I'm picturing you trying to play it cool when you got the call to go audition for Jurassic World:

"Yo, Chris, go read for this Jurassic World movie."

"Oh, is that like a sequel to Jurassic Park or something?"

"Yeah, totally."

"So, what's the character I'm reading for?"

"Well, he's a dinosaur trainer."

"Ok, ok, cool, that sounds cool. Uh, just asking, no particular reason here, but which dinosaurs does he train? Does he have like a speciality or something?"

"Well, he trains like all of them, but he has a special bond with the Velociraptors and it's a big plot point."

"... ... Uh huh. Ok. ... Uh, that sounds cool I guess. Yeah, I mean, whatever, no big deal. I guess I'll read for that."

He's supposedly been dreaming about Starfield since he was a teenager, so I bet that's his answer. :P

Your company might get sued by a vindictive wrestler and be sold to morons.

Sounds farfetched to me, I doubt that will ever happen. >.>

Oh, man. I'm definitely gonna make a Skirmisher whose backstory is that he tried to adopt a puppy and then went berserk and left ADVENT when his Officer attempted to shoot it.

Do you have any pets?