tmackattak

I had a dude try showing me his prison ID card to get into the club I work at because he had no other form of identification. NOPE

Was your GF charged with any crime? Obviously it was an accident, just wondering how police handled it if they were involved at all.

You don't eat where you shit

I met you after the show in Fargo. I was the giant ogre who complimented you on your incredible fake drunk acting skills and we hugged. That was honestly the highlight of my life so far. Be the liquor!

What about the time you ate Weird Al?