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titantool2117 karma

I just realized a porn star finished her AMA right before I did mine. I had the chance on a porn star seeing my bionic penis and I missed it!

titantool1372 karma

This is pretty awful and I hate even talking about it, but I use "digital stimulation". Basically, I use my (gloved) finger to stimulate my bowels and it just comes out. Otherwise, I would (and have) shit my pants. Humiliating is an understatement.

titantool1347 karma

The way I wanted it to go down was, "OH hey Titan! My name is Alexis Texas and I see you have a bionic dick. We could really use you over here and it's a lot of money." ...fantasy man.

titantool1292 karma

Did you show her my penis? I feel like we're close like that now

titantool1172 karma

MUCH more.. but you've seen all the best ones!