tinfoilraccoon

Ted Cobbler is why we can't have nice things.

First off, you are pretty much my favorite person, outside of my cats. Thank you for the inspiration to be a better person. I'd like to know if you have a dream-non-sentient thing that you'd like to prove love for. Like, a vintage Swingline stapler or teenage angst or...I dunno...who do you pine for?