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timothy558445 karma

What would you consider a miracle to be?

timothy55815 karma

gave me a water bottle full of Japanese whisky

There's the rub.

But seriously, AMAs are to engage the community about something. This guy is just pretty self centered, to put it mildly, and there's nothing really to ask him. If I had had a guess, it was for him to rally up the millions of faithful Americans from a default sub to bring outrage to the court system and alert international press, which he's not going to do if r/RBI, r/singapore, r/iama AND the Singapore courts all roughly say he's guilty.

timothy55814 karma

I know you were baiting for this, so here's my attempt.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I let everybody know I was in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret trials in Singapore, and I have over 300 confirmed assault charges. I am trained in sympathy warfare and I’m the most wrongfully convicted sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another degrader. I will wipe you the fuck out with Reddit rallying the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking bullshit. You think you can get away with logic and reasoning to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my public network of Redditors across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the real perspective of the crime, maggot. The perspective that returns to me the precious little thing I call my life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, (as long as it's within Singapore, 11am EST = 12am for me) and I can push you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire consulate of the United States and I will use it to its full extent to try to get my miserable ass off the face of this continent scot-free, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy brigading your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shitpost this all over Reddit until you believe it. I'm fucking dead, kiddo.

timothy5581 karma

So you think the Court is denying you justice because they think you look like someone who would cost them their job and their sex life? If you want to try and push for the facts, at least try not be such a fucking bigot. There seems to be a very clear reason why people hate you now, and it has NOTHING to do with your race.