throwawayscared

i agree. i'm gonna ask for a raise

well I am pretty awesome. he likes the fact that our dads both killed themselves so theres that too

hey, thanks. that honestly might be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. honestly, I truly don't give a fuck. I am always the first to rock the boat here. I'll blame anyone and call anyone out when they fuck up

edit: calling people out when they fuck up further cements the belief that I know my shit. When I dont

heh. reminds me of a time when here when I was supposed to upgrade the antivirus server and all the clients. We use sophos, which has a firewall component too. the whole thing fell to shit. I accidentally installed firewalls on all the workstations (about 600 pcs) and the firewalls blocked the antivirus console from updating the clients, so now over 200 computers are running half assed AV installs and I convinced my bosses it was the AVs fault. I could fix it if I went to each PC, but I also convinced them that it wasn't possible with my giant work load (with the audits and all) and can they have the techs do it.

The techs are too busy so its been put on hold until they can get to it.

See what I did there? convinced everyone it wasn't my fault and now it wans't my responsibility to fix.

if i answer this truthfully, you will think i'm lying.

also, then you will doubt the sincerity of this whole thread. I see you attempting to ninja reverse troll me....