thrasumachos

Wrong!

Some highlights:

That's how I wanna go...having sex with a fly.

And:

Look at this toy - isn't it neat?

Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?

Wouldn't you think I'm the girl; the girl who has everything?

I'll take control; an unbridled foal,

just how much pleasure can one body hold?

Looking around here you think, sure,

she's got everything.

I've got dildos and buttplugs aplenty.

I've got handcuffs and rabbits galore.

You want ben wa balls? I've got twenty.

But who cares? No big deal. I want moooooooore.

Cut back on luxuries for the year or so before, and you're probably fine for living expenses for 6 months.

However, the bigger cost is the opportunity cost: if you aren't sure you'll have a job when you return, it gets a lot harder.

How hard is it constantly being confused with the guy who discovered cholera was water-borne?

Well, this has to be the creepiest novelty account ever.