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How likely is Mt Hood to wake up any time soon?

Also, how fucked is the town of Hood River, and the gorge in general, if Mt Hood ever decides to do something drastic.

How do you load coffins and other similarly oversized, strangely shaped, or unusually heavy items?

Do you get to ride the mobility scooters in?

Dear Dr. Tingler, my friends believe that velociraptors are the most sexually attractive of all dinosaurs. Do you agree?