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He was probably trying harder to mask the Austrian accent until he realized it made him extra badass.

Do you feel like your intellectual abilities have gone flaccid? Would you like to penetrate our minds with your heady puns once again?

How effective are those types of birth control?

A Goliath Grouper is a fish that can grow up to 3m/10ft and 360kg/790lb. Sounds like a wall!