thepitchaxistheory

...except that black bears can be black, brown, red, black and white, mottled, white, golden, tan, plaid, origami, kung fu, gummi, stuffed...

Canadian llamas are the most subtle of all the llamas.

Damn. You can get a carton for <$50 on most Native American reservations.

Used to work with Ticketmaster too, but at a venue. I actually sort of enjoyed TMWin99. Autypes ftw.

Clarice Starling, ex-FBI agent turned esthetician, leans closer to the micro cassette recorder while applying more hot wax, "What's this? It appears as though the customer has a moth coccoon shoved up inside her vagina, which could be contributing to the overwhelming stench."