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thenewestboom388 karma

What was the audition like? How do you get the position over the other kids on set?

thenewestboom21 karma

Work wants a logo made that focuses on a single wolf. I tell them not good. Lone wolves are played out. Need more wolves. They say ok two wolves then. No. Then the wolves are in love and that's not very wolf like. Fine three, they say. Again, not enough wolves. Plus that three wolf moon shirt in Amazon nailed the design and I can't top it. I tell them at least one thousand wolves should be in their 3x4" logo. They tell me I'm big unreasonable. I tell them they lack a considerable amount of fur and will likely die during this winter.

My question is how can I convince my boss to accept the fact that there's going to be two thousand wolves in his logo?

thenewestboom13 karma

We're also gonna need to know if he's Intel or AMD.

... for science.

thenewestboom9 karma

Were you worried about STDs at all? What precautions were taken to ensure nothing was spread?

Were there any breaks in takes during shooting due to you about to cum? I've always wondered if the cuts in some films due to the guy about to climax in an inopportune time.

How are intros between actors done? Do you meet with your counterpart(s) before the shoot during, like, a brunch?

thenewestboom7 karma

How often would you say, taking into account the years of ranger-ly expertise, the innumerable hours of training, and all your real life experience, that, on average, and not disseminated by race or gender, does a bear shit in the woods?