thenewaddition

This is how you know you've had it too good. I'd murder myself and assume my own identity.

european or Ukrainian bread

What's this?

$9 an hour.

Jesus.

partially down to all of your support

There's no need to thank me, mittensmuggler. Your health is all the thanks I need. Now if you'll excuse me I have a resume to update.

Volunteer Work: Performed critical role in pioneering heart surgery

I would get plastic surgery, obviously. Don't try to talk me down, newton. I've thought this through.