thenerdyglassesgirl

You're on the right track with this, it's already been thought up, though with the Cleveland Indians.

Reddit's sweetheart? That prick wouldn't even sign a baseball cap! /s

Since no one answered the question: microfilm is on a spool, usually used for newspapers and the like with lots of pages to catalog. Microfiche are on flat sheets, which need to be moved side to side to read the next pages correctly. I mostly see a lot of government documents in these.

Source: I work at a federal depository library.

1. What do you answer when the kids ask you where your magic carriage/horse is?

2. How do boys invited to the parties usually react when a princess shows up?

Do you mean you have temporary tattoos for them, or do you yourself have tattoos? Because a tattooed princess sounds badass.