theneedfull

The good news is that the upvote I gave now counts as a tax write off.

Yeah. Turns out when the British were there, they banged some of the locals.

This past Halloween, I was at a haunted maze. It was a really dark area and I was reaching out my hands to feel for the walls. This dude was in the corner crouching. When he jumped up, I got him right in the eye. Felt bad about that.

That's only because it starts off as a ball pit with a little bit of piss in it, and eventually becomes a piss pit with a little bit of balls in it. Somewhere in between, they're not allowed to call it a ball pit any more.

There might be more to it, but I think Jain are vegetarian, and they also don't eat anything that is a root(potatoes, onions, etc). Milk should be fair game.