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It's a Canadian bus

It’s a giant bar fight, with the toughest lady winning a chance to get spermed.

-Brazzers

I hope you have a couple of gnarly scars that you could show off when someone says you don't know what you're doing.

"Damn right I didn't, and this is what I got!"

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

edit: Wow! My first gold! Thank you

Was this in a box factory? Were you nearly turned into a box? To ship nails?