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thenebular2560 karma

It's a Canadian bus

thenebular985 karma

It’s a giant bar fight, with the toughest lady winning a chance to get spermed.


thenebular434 karma

I hope you have a couple of gnarly scars that you could show off when someone says you don't know what you're doing.

"Damn right I didn't, and this is what I got!"

thenebular343 karma

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

edit: Wow! My first gold! Thank you

thenebular319 karma

Was this in a box factory? Were you nearly turned into a box? To ship nails?