themanifoldcuriosity

“No amount of money ever bought a second of time.”

Money would have bought him a decent lawyer, which potentially would have saved him 23 years worth of time.

I'm legitimately amazed someone else has also seen, noticed and remembered that epic comment.

What made it for me is the follow up: "Dog is back at 12.14"

For real, I always used to read Dilbert books in school and laugh at the absurd and fantastic situations.

Years later I got a job at [unnamed enormo-firm with staggeringly bloated bureaucratic practices] and realised that it was non-fiction.

It's more like "Boomers taught us from childhood to act like idiots with knives, and then aged 18 gave us a knife."

Well, the reason I say I'm amazed is because this must have been at least five years ago when this line dropped. So fuck knows where the original source is by now.