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thelurkess113 karma

Can confirm: female that would totally ask for ball reveal.

thelurkess57 karma

I just want to say I hope you’re able to untangle from her. It’s better on the other side. Very hard to get away, but 9 years going strong for me. I’ll probably never marry again, never get to have the family I wanted, and I still deal with a lot of issues. That said, I have my dignity and my freedom back, and THAT is priceless. Best wishes and hope for tomorrow.

thelurkess54 karma

Hey there.

One of my best friends is an ex-stripper. She hated it, and now she's a Pilates instructor and makes more money.

I just want to echo what others have said about bartending and other opportunities. I live in LA, and no one here bats an eye if you stripped. I also know dental hygienists and cops who used to be strippers. I know it's tough getting out for a lot of reasons, but everyone I know who has stripped has been happier out of it then they were in it.

Also? Friends. As a beautiful girl life is never going to HAND you female friendships, but they do happen, and they're fucking awesome when you make them. Find other beautiful girls - they can handle your beauty and are wanting the same thing you want. I'm as loyal and protective as a pitbull to my friends, and they're the same for me. Just took a few years to find them.

Lastly, depression. I finally admitted in life that my being unhappy was really a case of clinical depression. A really kick ass doctor helped me track down the physical triggers for me and I'm on the mend. But YES. A great therapist (don't be afraid to shop around) can be found, lots of universities provide super cheap services, there's a lot of ways to not spend an arm and a leg on it. That's important when you're trying to save money :)

Lastly, I love love love your candor. You're a smart girl, and there's clearly a lot more to you then just a pretty face and body. There's plenty of time and opportunities ahead of you!

thelurkess49 karma

Omg no. It's possible a young, inexperienced girl would be like "what? Oh..." -- as someone who is in her 30s and, umm, moderately experienced? I'd be all "omg fucking awesome." Then I'd ask for your permission to brag about it.

If I could go back in time and give one gift to younger me? It would be the confidence I've gained. Hardly a comparison, but I have unusually large boobies for my frame. For most of my youth I was petrified people would find out and tried to conceal them. I was SO insecure about it. Now I think they're hysterical and fun and part of who I am. I'm even proud of the 3rd mini boob I have under my armpit. I joke about it, I show off the miniboob, it's great.

You're SO young. I hope this experience has shown you that people generally think it's bad-assery and fun that you've got an extra ball. You'll probably get laid more because of it. More than anything however, it will just become part of the painting, the sculpture, the art of you. uniquely you, and something you can both laugh AND brag about. Free the boobies. Love the trifesticle.

thelurkess35 karma

I just wanted to say congrats! As a 29F, I feel your pain to some degree. I did want to gently chide you however that wearing the easier 32D will eventually cause your back some stress as well. What I've done is find the closest I can in cup size and alter the band down. Found a great tailor to do it for me for 7 dollars a bra. eventually I learned to do it myself. Your bras last longer when they are the proper band size, your shoulders take less of the weight, and you'll be happier! It must feel like a huge load off, but your size is still nothing to sneeze at and you'll need the long-term support! Also, try figleaves or bare necessities or other online retailers, I also buy a ton of close-outs on eBay!

I'm so excited when I read stories like these however, good for you. You made a wise decision!