theleadingbrand

I just took the feb bar exam (TX-UBE) while I’m in results purgatory can I intern for you? Graduated from SouthTexas college of law- Houston December 2020 my skills are that I know how to turn off the cat filter. I can efile and work a coffee machine. I speak three languages, but none of them are Spanish :( Let me know. I’d love to have the famous cat lawyer as a reference and I’ll work for peanuts.

(Everything above is true and I’m being completely serious, like funny bc I don’t think you’d take me up on it, but also I would love to work with you and would be 100% in if you were)

Sent! I can get you my resume and a writing sample by tomorrow if you tell me where to send it!

And it’s hard to shepardize in a library

I don’t know, I can’t read the label!

(Feb 2021 mbe inside joke...no we may NOT elaborate)

Update I realized (too late) it would be a 9 hour commute and decided not to waste his time bc I’m not in a place where I can pick up and move atm. Sorry for the disappointment.