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thefunivehad417 karma

So you're at the highest part of that range.

you need to start buying lottery tickets...and staying inside during lightning storms.

You said the fence "broke your fall" and your pelvis...did you land on it in a seated position or laying out flat? Seems a 5-story drop broken with a narrow fence like that would snap your back in two...

Glad you're okay to tell the tale.

thefunivehad296 karma

i hear you speak fluent french, in russian. how is your vietnamese in spanish?

thefunivehad89 karma

Definitely make those phone calls!

this is going to sound dumb, but what do i say once someone answers the phone?

"hello, i'm against surveillance."

"anything else, sir?"

"umm, no...that's about it."

::click::

thefunivehad81 karma

Refuse to vote for anyone else.

there is probably nothing worse in our democracy than voting for a person based on one issue. it's why we're in this mess in the first place.

thefunivehad8 karma

having you on.

this is an actual saying?