thefriskysquid

Weirdly similar to how I ate in college.

Do you guys have plans to release hats? Especially with big eyes on top?

Asking for a friend.

First, I want to say that Mr. Trash Wheel—and his stunning new compatriot—are two of my favorite things on the internet.

Second: Professor Trash Wheel, what are you a professor of?

You know, she pulls it off pretty well ...

Question for either/both Trashwheelians: what's the most delicious piece of garbage you've eaten so far?