thefirebuilds

Exalted Cyclops is my name for my own genitalia.

I'd do two chicks at the same time.

"Why would I pay $10 to alter $30 jeans?"

A. Why are you buying $30 jeans.

B. Because they'll look like $100 jeans.

I have this argument frequently.

Reagan

the most enjoyable thing is tricking my girlfriend into saying Chip just so I can ask, "wazzat?" and then she scowls at me and we don't have sex.