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the_dude_upvotes2894 karma

and that you should wear a splash guard if the girl is a squirter

Fucking casuals :P

the_dude_upvotes229 karma

Everything went fine until the uber driver asked if I was a prostitute

This story made me genuinely laugh out loud. I gotta ask, how long did the driver wait before letting this out?

the_dude_upvotes153 karma

Wait, are you saying they opt to have conditioner put inside there instead?