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and that you should wear a splash guard if the girl is a squirter

Fucking casuals :P

Oh shit, I didn't even consider the implication.

Everything went fine until the uber driver asked if I was a prostitute

This story made me genuinely laugh out loud. I gotta ask, how long did the driver wait before letting this out?

No touché-ing!

Wait, are you saying they opt to have conditioner put inside there instead?