the_dude_imbibes

My voice is my passport.

It's kind of fucked up, Ben Kingsley saying you would never be matched up with Mary McDonnell. Like Robert Redford is anything so special. Did you take this rejection personally?

Anyway, thanks for doing an AMA. I love Stu on "Californication." As a proven (and awesome) character actor, looking back on your career, do you ever envy "leading men" with their smarmy chiseled jaws, chin clefts and good looks? Contrast what you do with your art as compared to any random pretty boy who skates by on good looks.

I'm an asshole, I'm realizing.

Jon Stewart: "You have a responsibility to the public discourse, and you fail miserably."

Tucker Carlson: "You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think."

Jon Stewart: You need to GO to one!"

Best thing ever.

Screenshot captured for proof. Let's make this happen, OP.

Stephen Tobolowsky offers a somewhat serious response to my stupid joke during his AMA, ignoring my legitimate question.

I ain't even mad.

If I had RES, I would tag you as "Potential Dick Eater." But I need not such things, this was more fun.