the_blind_gramber

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the_blind_gramber1241 karma

Do you ever find valuable items? Like if I'm the idiot who losses her engagement ring down the drain?

the_blind_gramber228 karma

Well, him and Dan Brown

the_blind_gramber175 karma

They killed some folks.

It wasn't the right folks.

They had to change the name of the company as a result.

the_blind_gramber94 karma

I'm a Texan and when in Europe I am regularly asked if

a) I have a horse to ride to work (no)

b) do I own a gun (yes)

c) if I carry it in a holster (no, jackass, it's in a gun safe)

The answers to a and c are very disappointing to many a Spaniard and Englishman.

the_blind_gramber70 karma

No man, that's illegal. What they do instead (at least for my aunt) is "these pills will make her comfortable. Make sure she doesn't have twenty because that would kill her calmly and painlessly."

Then she ate them all and died calmly, painlessly, and on her terms not cancer's.