thatguyskid

I just tried and now the Oscar has Mono.

Yeah right isn't that sad? I totally didn't trust women for a while. Thats probably the most tragic, in my adult life I've been very good at identifying potential partners who are full of shit. My favorite was one time I met a girl at a bar who said "aren't you someone's kid?" and i said "Yeah, aren't you?" and she said "no" and I said "wow did you hatch from an egg?" it was kind of a dick move... but who leads with "aren't you someone's kid?"

WAIT I REALIZED... there's only one person I am happy to talk shit about: Martha Stewart is the worst... like, Slave-Owner bad.

I think that being associated with him all too often is one of the biggest drawbacks... it's kind of like having REAALLY big boobs. Its the first two things that anybody is gonna see, it can really help out, and so it's not much to complain about, but a lot of the time you're pretty sure that people are staring at your boobs, and you start to wonder if people are only talking to you cause of your boobs... y'know?

I have met many people through my parents, almost all of which are super solid. I'm not interested in shit-talking any people, especially those who I don't know very well. But here are people who I can confirm are good dudes:

First off Tommy Cruise is literally the nicest guy in the world. Almost to a fault he is an incredibly warm and friendly person, very genuinely. He doesn't talk to you about scientology unless he HAS a talk with you, which I have never experienced first hand but have heard about auxiliary. Matt Fox is the nicest guy. Great dude and family man. John Goodman is lovely. Bob Balaban is fantastic. Catherine Keener is SUPER CHILL I met Benadict Cumberbatch not through my parents, and he was a great guy, very funny and a good listener.

But most interesting for me, is that for the past few years I have become acquainted to the point of an occasional friendship with Sir Ian McKellen, who is a remarkably lovely man. He is someone who I respect and appreciate dearly. And whenever I find myself in London, or he in New York, have a drink and a laugh with. I might see him once or twice a year but he is always reliable for an excellent story or piece of advice... This friendship is one of the reasons that I feel truly blessed to be born into my circumstances, and to have had the opportunity to meet him.

Edit: also Mark Ruffalo is such a dude... reddit would like him a lot. I feel the need to endorse Ruffalo.