test_alpha

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test_alpha75 karma

You mainline it. Straight into the jugular.

test_alpha52 karma

Site manager... why didn't you get your shit cleaned more often?

test_alpha49 karma

http://www.neuticles.com/original.php

For a bit over a hundred clams you can have a pretty sweet pair of balls. Get the large ones and you'll put any man to shame. Actually, gigantic balls might have the effect of making your penis look smaller... This might be a careful balancing act.

What if we get everyone on reddit to chip in to buy you some balls, eh?

EDIT: Well alright, looks like this might be a thing. Fuck yeah, boys. I'll throw in a tenner. Now unless we get a significant influx of pledges, we may have to forgo anesthetic, but I think we'll be able to get the balls. noNUTthrowaway, which pair takes your fancy?

test_alpha37 karma

You also could avoid spending any more time and effort on them and try to get on with your life.

test_alpha29 karma

And, as common wisdom would have, you should follow the crack heart, not the crack head.