terraculon

BIRD NERD

I am thoroughly displeased that this wasn't answered. I would love to get a solid answer on this.

Do y'all get those little juice "boxes" that are just little plastic bags (kinda like Capri-Suns, but clear plastic) you puncture with the straw? If so, you can let those sit in your cell for a couple weeks and let them ferment. I forget exactly how long my fellow jailbirds would do it for, but they said it definitely works.

Also, since you have internet, why not spend some of your time investing in stocks/crypto? You definitely have plenty of it, and could be beneficial for you while in there (to cash out for commissary/illegal purchases) or once you get out (to have some getting around money).

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samsquantch

Also remember there are only two days in the pen: the day you go in and the day you get out.