tejmin

So 82.9437kg of pennies per word, or just under 183 pounds of pennies per word.

Those are some pretty heavy words man.

Using data from here, and not accounting for specialty years (1943, the zinc coated steel, 1974, Experimental Aluminum):

I have arrived at 72.97299kg of pennies per word, or 160.877998(and so on) pounds of pennies per word.

Those are still, some pretty heavy words.

Also, per wiki, pre-1962, the pennies were 95% copper, and 5% tin and zinc, and from 1962-1982, 95% copper, 5% zinc. From 1982 until now, they are 97.5% zinc, 2.5% copper.

Now, I believe you'd like to peer-review my work. Here you go. I made some notes inside, as you'll see.

That was a rather fun challenge. d:D Thank you for the brain-tease, I've learned quite a bit about pennies - notably, in 2000, we made $142,774,200 in pennies. :O

Edit: Formatting.

r/jailbait.

DEAR SECRET SERVICE/NSA/CIA/FBI,

I WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE A JOKE ON REPRESENTATIVE GARAMENDI'S EXPENSE. PLEASE DO NOT PUT ME ON ANY LIST REGARDING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY, I WISH TO HAVE A LIFE WHEN I GROW UP.

THANK YOU,

TEJMIN

Awwww. Us lefties had a party planned for you too.

I tend to get the laughs at about 36 hours, personally. They're usually gone by 40, and it's just too tired to sleep phase. I'll usually pass out at 48ish, but I honestly don't want to at that point. It's nice at that point, having a continual stream of awake state, if that makes sense - almost like I feel like I'm going to miss something.