teefour

What direction is the enemy's gate?

I'd drop it down to a 30%er patch. On any given day, about 70% of the people I see I'm pretty sure I could take in a fight, and the other 30% ranges from a tossup to an ass whooping for me. And that 70% mostly stems from the rampant obesity epidemic.

/u/jeffbezos

I'm thinking you didn't bribe them quite enough.

If everyone could be ascended, they wouldn't call it ascending.