teaqualizer

Making Dwight hit himself with his own phone was mine

The note was instructions for payments to be made to secure the antidote for the poison in the cake

Your finger?

Like the way they didn't show the pocket dialing phone sex/eating spaghetti scene.

Some things are just funnier in your head. Plus it's a ruthlessly efficient way to get a funny concept across.

There goes my plan for a movie about rival bakers titled "The Currant War".