tatorface

I'm fairly certain just about everyone of you would die if you tried to make another jackass.

Fellow Dallas-ite, I see :) Pete loves going jacket-off.

Face is the place

I pay a huge chunk of money to my agent and publicity people to shield me from my fan mail. I don't even want to know how many letters I get. I don't see fan mail as a good thing. It always makes me think of stalkers.

for the lazy

Hugh Grant's biggest fan