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tacoenthusiast121 karma

The bunch of grapes become wine when Jesus is through with them.

tacoenthusiast37 karma

My cat likes to take a dump when I'm taking a dump. He's a social pooper.

tacoenthusiast31 karma

Fuck you, Barry. Now I want a taco.

tacoenthusiast11 karma

Who was the better host: Drew or Clive?

(my money is on Clive)

tacoenthusiast5 karma

The local police usually don't hear anything either. Once the secret service has the case it seems to just disappear.