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How valid do you feel the Oscars are? (Do those who receive them deserve them, or is it all politics, money, and bullshit?)	I don't get the oscars. how is the hurt locker a better script than inglorious basterds? how is inception nom'd for best picture but not nolan for best director? did the movie make itself? etc. etc. they lost me when gandhi beat out ET for best picture.
Can you share your thoughts on what Mr. Cage is like, in person? Is he pleasant to work with, or is he difficult on set? Does he behave erratically, or is he a consummate professional?	Nic behaves erratically AND is a consummate pro - these things are not mutually xclusive w/ him. he shows up w/ ancient egyptian voodoo artifacts in one hand and an oscar in the other. a beast among men.
Do you have any insights into Cage's views on his career/life? Has he spoken candidly about some of the roles he's taken or the ups and downs of his career? Is there a movie/performance he's talked about that he feels is overlooked? How does he feel about his tax problems? Is he angry, bitter, or does he have a sense of humor, "I did this to myself" attitude about it?	Cage's total lack of bitterness and his continued passion and intensity in his approach - after all these years - is unfuckingbelievable. he's an inspiring dude.
What should the punishment be for pirating movies?	Watching a shitty, compressed version on a small screen of a movie that you otherwise might've loved.
What should the punishment be for pirating movies in 50mbps 1080p and streaming them to your TV?	:(
So does Jason Statham use doors in real life, or does he just kick down walls when he needs to get somewhere?	It's best to leave doors open.
Do male actors get erections during sex scenes?	It happens.

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What are your thoughts on the current state of the Republican party?	The most important thing is that we need to be a party that is inclusive and tolerant. We can be those things and be the party we always have been. We need to think about the environment - Teddy Roosevelt was a great environmentalist and people forget Reagan was the one who dealt with the ozone layer with the Montreal protocol. We also need to talk about healthcare honestly - Nixon almost passed universal healthcare. We need to have an talk about immigration and realize you can't just deport people. We need a comprehensive answer. We also need to stay out of people's bedrooms. The party that is for small government shouldn't be over-reaching into people's private lives.
	Mainly, we need to be a party where people know what we are for, not just what we are against.
Would you rather fight 100 duck sized Predators or 1 Predator sized duck?	I would choose the 1 Predator sized duck instead of dealing with 100 duck-sized Predators. I've already fought a Predator-sized Predator so I am confident I could handle the duck.
In your films are all the "Ayyaagh's" in the script or do you improvise them?	All improvised. Every single one.
How often do you still speak german? After all the years in the USA, do you feel more comfortable to speak english?	Not much, I am definitely more comfortable in English. Which should tell you how bad my German has gotten.
My daughter Chloe who is 9 is a big fan of yours. She would like to ask which role is more fun to prepare for action or comedic roles?	Link to imgur.com
If you had to pick your favorite line from any movie, what would it be?	From someone else's movie: "Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
	From my movies... I'll be back.
	EDIT: And from The Last Stand: Link to imgur.com
What is the best piece of advice you've ever recieved in your life?	Link to imgur.com

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What is your opinion of Chris Christie?	Ha Ha. He is 3 times the man that I am.
How will you reduce prison overcrowding?	A major reform of our drug laws.
Where do you stand on the legalization Marijuana? Have you ever smoked Marijuana? Thanks	I have advocated legalizing Marijuana since 1999, and yes, I have smoked it.
Mr Johnson, with rumors spreading of Rep. Rand Paul running for the presidency, on what topics do you believe you have the upper hand?	I am a classical liberal -- fiscally conservative and socially accepting/tolerant. Sen. Paul may not be as accepting/tolerant as I am on social issues.
What are your views on education? Are you pro charter schools? Or do you favor complete privatization? Or maybe maintaining the status quo?	As Governor, I proposed a full-blown voucher system for six straight years.
What your thoughts on the amount of cronyism happening in Washington, and what do you propose should happen in order for it to be changed? I feel like Washington is no longer serving the needs of the public that elected them, and is instead serving the people who can give them the most money.	Washington's agenda is about politics first and issues last. As Governor, I put issues first, and found that good government was actually easy.
I have pretty much asked you this before, but what are your thoughts on how the Libertarian Party can handle environmental issues such as global warming?	The Libertarian Party excels in not having blinders on when it comes to those who break the law and cause harm to others.
Hi Governor, if you could recommend one book you think everyone should read, what would it be?	Atlas Shrugged.

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I understand the need for seclusion but why the nudity?	It felt right. Not too much issues with mosquitos, never have. Little vampire bastards don't seem to enjoy my succulent blood.
Didn't mosquitoes attack you? What about sunburn?	Sunburn is a topic I do not want to talk about. Ever had sunburn on your testicles? No? You should consider yourself lucky. Then again you will never have the pleasure of tearing a ballsack sized piece of dead skin of your gonads.
Yogi bear is smarter than the average bear. Yogi bear is frequently put in jail by a park ranger for stealing picnic baskets. That's pretty dumb. So the average bear must be vaguely retarded. How did you trick a retard?	I was fishing in the river, and after a while I realize I'm not alone. I pick up my fishing kit and the two fish that I caught and hurried back to the cabin. BAD MOVE. Yogi decides to stalk me and I realize I'm pretty much fucked. I'm naked, with 2 fish and a fishing rod. I was never going to survive. Also you must know I had no satphone with me and the only way back I knew was a two day hike. I threw the fish at the bear and he left me alone. I did not fish in the same area again.
I'm naked, with 2 fish and a fishing rod. Isn't that how all dudes are when they're naked though?	Fact.
What did you do to pass the time? Did you do a lot of hiking outside? If so, what did you do to protect your twig and berries from other twigs and berries?	I got food from hunting and fishing. Mostly fats and proteins during my time in the mountains. I walked a lot, but never further than 5 miles from the cabin.
Did you wear anything on your feet?	Nope.
Says CaptainJizzBeard.	Nothing gay about getting your own jizz in your magnificent big beard.

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What can you tell a young man looking for motivation in life itself?	The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for things like love, meaning, motivation, it implies they are sitting behind a tree or under a rock. The most successful people recognize, that in life they create their own love, they manufacture their own meaning, they generate their own motivation. For me, I am driven by two main philosophies, know more today about the world than I knew yesterday. And along the way, lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you.
What grinds your gears?	Watching and listening to people in power who believe they know what they are talking about but do not.
If you could live in any sci-fi universe, which would you pick and why?	StarTrek. For the warp drives. And the story lines were often deep, and rich in social consciosness and accountability. I was also impressed that Captain Kirk could have sex with aliens.
What policy changes would you like to see the Obama administration make right now to help promote science learning in American schools?	If you want to build a ship, don't drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea..." - Antoine de Saint Exupery.
Who do you look up to most?	My parents. Married 60 years. Rational. Curious. Considerate. Sensible. Moral.
Now, the question: If the President offered you a position like being the Secretary of Sciences, would you take it? Why/why not?	No such post. Of all the cabinet slots in the US Government, science is not represented. It is, however, in other developed countries. The US has a President's "Science Advisor", though. I am an educator, not a politician. So I think I am at my best when I compel people to demand science literacy from their elected officials. That would make a much stronger country than me holding one post or another.

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