systemlord

Girl, you look fine. Dayum.

Either way.. can you touch a little on the facial paralysis aspect of things? Is half your face just relaxed or the opposite? Can you blink? Do you smile with half your mouth?? Do you have tactile sensation in that area?

As far as the scar.. nobody who matters would ever care. My wife got a chunk of skin/meat cut out of her arm due to a potentially unhappy mole, and now she's got a 5 inch thick scar around her elbow going up. She used to be really self-conscious about it, until I drilled it in her head that she's beautiful and I love her just the same. One time, at a party, one of those people with little common sense brought it up and made a big deal about it loud enough for all to hear, only for me to jump in and come up with an elaborate, insane, half plausible, wtf story that explained it. She really got a kick out it, so now, every time anybody brings it/points it out, I make up some awesome BS story about it.

So far, I have attributed her scar to:

• Defending me from two crazy, murderous knife wielding bitches at a bus stop
• Trapping an adult jaguar with her bare hands that had escaped from the zoo during one of our vacations to central America
• Pulling orphaned children from a burning building
• Her meeting Madonna backstage at a concert, and being so impressed with my wife's beauty, she paid her an insane amount of money to donate a skin graft for her vaginoplasty.
• NASA needed the perfect human DNA sample to load up on a probe, alongside other samples from earth to send out into space in hopes that an alien civilization would find it.

You get the point. *

Its 0118-999-881-99...

aw fuck it.

I really hope this doesn't seem like a rude question, but I'm honestly curious..

God forbid.. but if anything happened to you, where you were no longer able to care to him, either physical, mental or financially, what would happen to him? Would the state pick him up? Do you have a support group?

Say, again, God forbid, but say you were in a car accident and are now in a coma for an indeterminate period... what would happen then?

I have a close friend who has a daughter who suffers from Rhett syndrome (she is the worst case many have seen), and the amount of energy, patience and selflessness they exhibit is truly incredible and admirable to say the least.

Thanks for taking the time to do this IamA.

So uhhh.. I'm 33, and listening to the music on your link while I work.

Vulture Vomit is just brilliant. I doubt I would rock out to it a whole lot.. but this is great kid's music.

I'm buying these tracks for my nieces. Keep up the good work man!

EDIT: Before I put down my money on bandcamp, is there another location where you prefer people buy your music? Like a personal site? Somewhere you get a bigger cut?