sworeiwouldntjoin

Easy: fuck Hawkeye, kill Robin Hood, marry Legolas.

This actually sounds like the most likely answer, it lines up with everything and would explain why things went down the way they did. It's not like he's going to want to wake him up, especially if he's an underling instead of the head PR guy.

Dude, just tell us he fell asleep, we'd find that hilarious and be way more forgiving.

The cakes will never be the same

Dear god, I haven't laughed that hard in so long...

I love;

WE WILL BE PARENTS TO A HUMAN KID

wut?

Does it piss you off that many people who are against the NDAA are hugely in support of Obama, who let it pass?

(Bearing in mind I was an Obama supporter until he did that)

Why haven't we been able to overhaul the system? As a cybersec guy, this is so far beyond unacceptable it boggles my mind.

This wouldn't be allowed to stand anywhere else, and I mean anywhere. I've been auditing government systems for years, and even the worst (which were usually local education departments) haven't had this many pervasive issues.

So my question is - what's the justification being given for allowing something so critical to remain so broken? And whose job is it to maintain these systems (as in - what federal department is in charge of deciding how the software gets written, what the standards are etc.)? Because I would think that's who we need to overwhelm with angry phone calls and shit, right?