swimbikerunrun

Yeahhhhhh, we're going to need Proof of Life in the form of live video.

Sincerely,

/r/whereisassange

PS: as a member of /r/freemasonry, we want proof just like everyone else. We haven't spoken to him in a very long time and we're tired of waiting.

Your NPR interview was amazing, especially regarding this. http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=114009203

Seriously... lol what on earth would be sufficient?

He can't tweet because "the gov't is in control"

He can't do live video "because that can be faked"

PGP? "Nope, someone took his key!"

Balcony? "Dude have you ever seen a movie?! STUNT DOUBLE. HE DOESNT WAVE LIKE THAT. LOOK AT HIS ARM!

Just wanted to say that:

A) my gf is addicted to your emails (she has the premium subscription!)

B) our wallets have a love / hate relationship with you

C) we've shared you with all of our friends

D) please don't tell other Redditors that you're giving away two free flights (email campaign today). Shhhhh!

And I need to ask a question so what's the most discounted price you've ever seen?

LOL @ B&E "what is that, bacon & eggs?"