sweat119

See my trouble always begins when I pitch a tent

Whoops I dropped my magnum condom. For my monster dong.

Solid joke, terrible execution friend.

I’ve been told that one of the features of the 5g chip-vax is that if you pay Microsoft a small subscription fee, they can increase your penis size up to 15% via the chip.

My question; Where do I subscribe? Already got my chip and my stimmi check, now it’s time for me to become the stimulator

Can confirm, I did not know OP in college. Also I didn’t go to college.