swankytacos

Uh. khakis?

My favorite customer is a guy in his early 40's who calls me pretty regularly. We usually talk for a while before we get down to sex and then when we do he is always really sweet about it. He has a great sense of humor and I think we'd actually make great friends IRL.

Least favorite customer isn't really a particular guy, more a type of guy, and I know them as soon as I get on the phone. He wants me to do crazy stuff and stick random objects in my orifices and then as soon as he gets close to finishing he just hangs up. These guys get the fake stuff. I'm not gonna get invested in someone who's going to hang up on me after 4 minutes.

I get a lot of freaky stuff guys want to talk about but the strangest request I've ever had a guy ask me to do? That would probably be the guy who wanted me to make up a story for him. His rules were that he would give me a topic, I was allowed to ask 5 clarification questions, and then that was it and I had to come up with an erotic story for him on the spot. That was probably the one time I thought "I'm not getting paid enough for this."

He wanted me to tell him a story about a nun. But she wasn't into other women. She didn't have sex with any of the priests. She was a "good" Catholic. She had a dog, and she lived in downtown New Orleans. Those were the clarifications I got. So yeah, I think she ended up lovingly fucking her apartment maintenance guy.

A lot of it is acting, especially when the guys are kinda assholes about it. But I do get turned on by some of the conversations I have, usually with my regulars, and I have had actual orgasms on the phone.