superultraelite

So how are you doing? Can you beat him? Not the ol' "I wouldn't be running if I didn't think I couldn't." What are the numbers for registered voters in your district REP/DEM?

What made you consider doing CBS this morning? It seems like such a lightweight affair. I have seen you try and cram depth into 4.5 minutes, before having to cut to a cooking segment or a feel good heart warmer. Is the pay that good? Is there a prestige thing going on?

What was the most intimidating interview you have done? I have seen you across the table from executives from the major leading corporations in America. I am always dully impressed with the way these guys open up. I know they are feeding you a line of crap most the time, but you seem to get them to present a point of view that is often just assumed.

Your interview style, how would you describe it?

The finances of comedians seems to wildly fluctuate. Was there a time you had more money than you ever thought you would? Did you ever see you money kind of start dwindling away and realize you were not pulling the kind of cash you were used to? What was a slap in the face moment financially?