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super_aardvark107 karma

I genuinely began to worry that what would come out next might be some vital organ, brought to a freedom-seeking frenzy by all the commotion.

Priceless.

super_aardvark96 karma

I don't want to burst your bubble, but... when you're running an escort mission, you are the escort.

super_aardvark79 karma

Remove large chunks of your skin with no scarring? I'm not a doctor, but I feel pretty comfortable saying "no" in this case.

super_aardvark42 karma

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super_aardvark32 karma

If there's a settlement, how do they know you're a member of the class and owe you money? I'm imagining all they have is your cell phone number.