succulent_headcrab

I don't have any formal microbiology training, but have brought on super smart people with Ph.Ds

Can't you read? He's got super smart people on board. The smartest, you know. Everyone says, I mean everybody, other smart people from places that have done all kinds of things, they all say how smart he is and how it's really the smartest people he has working for him. So it seems like asking for proof is, you know, it's not - it's hostile and dishonest. An attack, it's a personal attack.

EDIT: This other reply is also gold.

You can think of our product also as one of the largest probiotic research projects and everyone is helping to contribute!

A research project that makes outrageous claims about its magical super power bestowing properties and costs $80 with an obligation for 3 or 6 month subscriptions to actually get the testing kits? Yay!!! Where do I sign up for this great scientific endeavor?

I can see that a first aid adult might be bulkier to carry in your pack, but does a child really have the skills to fix up injuries on the go? Why not try a first aid kit instead? It will take up less space, weigh less than the kid and, as a bonus, you don't have to feed it.

Just you and Kim Jong Un

I shove a marshmallow in the eaves of my shed next to the nest every couple of weeks as a peace offering. So far, so good.

You forgot to answer his question.