stylz168

To be fair you're left with many quotable lines, especially from the songs.

As far as being a dick. Theres nothing we can really do. The random screening just means you get your hands swabbed. We dont do random patdowns.

I get randomly selected for the patdown and my bags get checked quite often. In my case it could be my skin color (I'm Indian), but a 5 second conversation with me would show that the only accent I have is Jersey, with a hint of New York.

Over the years after 9/11, I've been randomly selected over a dozen times, out of various airports. The funniest moment I remember was being on a line with a traditional Sikh brother and watching the TSA agents select him for a random screening, letting the two other passengers behind him go, and then selecting me.

I won a $10 mock bet with the guy behind him that I would be tagged as well, even though I was wearing a Yankees hat and shorts.

I've been riding buses for most of my life, and have never seen any driver actually do that.

As someone who will be bringing kids into this world in a few years, this exact point worries me.

No matter how well you teach your kids or such, unless they avoid these situations completely, there is always the risk of that happening.

That's great advice. My girlfriend does the same thing. She'll buy a bagel and coffee for a homeless person, but will never give cash.

I'm a little bit more cynical, because I've seen the obvious fakers who are in it to make free money.