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Dr. Tingle: I followed your recipes for both chocolate milk and spaghetti, and consumed both for dinner. I am now very sick. What do you recommend to help ease my suffering?

Dr. Tingle, tomorrow is the birthday of my hardest bud (name of Chris). What do you suggest I do for him to prove that love is real?

I followed your directions for making chocolate milk, but the result was not very tasty. What did I do wrong?

Hello Dr. Tingle,

My wife's thumb hurts. It might be broken, or at least badly sprained. As a doctor, what do you recommend I do? Should I give her spaghetti?