strippercrossing

I farted.

No, but I would if it weren't for our counterproductive and dangerous sex work laws. I wouldn't have to worry about my student loans.

1. I was stripping before I met him. How is he handling it? It's a lucrative job, not a terminal illness. We have a really strong relationship and he doesn't care about my job. My family knows they can't criticize me bc they aren't paying my rent and shit. Everyone just wants me to be safe.

2. I have tons of tips for lots of really specific stuff. Most importantly, be firm and comfortable standing up for yourself. Don't let customers (or anyone really) push you around. Be careful with personal information. Delete your information off of Spokeo. BE VERY CAREFUL WITH YOUR DRINKS. I've been roofied even while being careful with my drink (I'm okay, my friend got me home as soon as she noticed my change in behavior).

3. It's not a path, it's a job.

4. I don't care. My friend was in last night.

Most strippers are pretty bad about both those things haha. Vodka and pizza are bad for your skin and body...try to drink a lot of water, and moisturize after almost every shower. Get plenty of sleep, that's very important. Try to avoid eating a lot of carbs before work. Soda is always bad.

As far as working out, cardio and core is pretty important. And squats I guess. I'm not the best person to ask about fitness, I should start going back to the gym...

OMG someone smoked crack IN the club last night. That's fucking crazy. They got thrown out, of course.