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stillalone80 karma

guy_22: Hi Bob, how's it going?
Bob: OH GOD PLEASE DON"T FIRE ME!!! I HAVE KIDS TO FEED!
guy_22: I was just wondering if you wanted to come to my Superbowl party, you can bring the kids if you like.
Bob: Oh, um...are you allowed to fire me on Sunday?
guy_22: I don't think so.
Bob: Ok, then I guess I'll come.
guy_22: See you then. I have to go fire Susan now.

stillalone52 karma

Race Wars. A two player game where the white team tries to kill as much of the black team as possible while the black team tries to loot as much as possible. The game ends when all property has been damaged or all players on the black team are dead.

stillalone29 karma

Er, I think he was talking about your wife.

stillalone26 karma

Link?

stillalone3 karma

I'm an engineer in a large fortune 500 company. Everyone makes decent coin. A lot of us think about how to defraud the breakroom vending machine.