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Have to ask: is it true that Boo grows up to become a time-traveling witch / wood sculptor who guided Merida on her journey?

Well clearly Ms. Gibbs is part of the conspiracy and is hiding the truth from us!

"puts on tinfoil hat"

"puts on tinfoil underwear"

No, a better law would be that in the event of a shut down, members of Congress and the president will be FORCED to pay all government employees affected out of their own pocket. Their personal assets will be seized, and their future pays docked. If they cannot pay they are immediately removed from government. Forever. And they are sentenced to community service for as many hours as the shut down cost, divided by the current minimum wage.

"Public servant". Make it live up to the name.