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stevethecow600 karma

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

stevethecow16 karma

This dude is just fucking inviting random people on the Internet to his wedding. Some dude could be like "hey I'm totally a serial killer but I have a lightly used chainsaw" and he would be all like "I need a new chainsaw! You're in!"